Gymbo Knows

The Elite XC is dead. I repeat the Elite XC is dead.

Kimbo Slice the star of the Elite XC was dropped in 14 seconds by journeyman Seth Petruzelli.  All I want to know is what was going through the minds of the Elite XC executives when their star Kimbo Slice was crashing to the canvas.  It must of been the longest 14 seconds of there lives. Never did they once think Seth Petruzelli was a threat to Kimbo Slice.  Kimbo’s gonna need a Fort Lauderdale personal injury attorney after that whooping.

What was going through the minds of Elite XC executives? Why would you put your star Kimbo Slice in the ring with a no body?

You could of put the fight on hold and had Kimbo fight Ken Shamrock on the next card.  You built up this hype machine known as Kimbo Slice and were milking him for all he was worth. You were taking care of your hype machine by feeding him a steady diet of old fighters and cans. Ken Shamrock was a perfect opponent and they should of stuck with the gameplan and waited for Ken heal.  Ken Shamrock was idiot for getting hurt in the first place but you should of waited for him.

What does Elite XC do know?

The only thing I can think of is a rematch between Seth Petruzelliand Kimbo Slice. The only way they can rebuild their hype machine is to make the first fight look like a fluke. All Elite XC got now is Gina Carano and right now thats not good enough.

Here are my Best Bets for Week 4 of the NFL Season.

1. Minnesota Vikings over Tennesse Titans

The Vikings look prime to go on a run and I feel the Titans aren’t really that good of a 3-0 team.  Gus Frerotte gives the Vikes a downfield threat and that will open up the run for Adrian Peterson to have a monster day. I’ll take the Vikings and I don’t think they even need the 3 points.

2. San Diego Chargers over Oakland Raiders

Raider Nation is going to be upset by my pick here but I got the Chargers winning this game easy.  Lane Kiffin will be fired after the game and all chaos will break loose in Raider Nation.  Nothing gets Al Davis more pissed off then losing to a division rival especially the Broncos or the Chargers.  The Chargers will cover the 7.5 point spread with ease.  Jamarcus Russell is gonna be pressured all day and McFadden isn’t going to be able to find any running room.  Look for LT to have a monster day, for all your fantasy owners because he owns the Raiders.  I see the Chargers winning this game by 14 plus points.

3. San Fransisco 49ers over New Orleans Saints

The 49ers are looking sharp lately and Mike Martz offense is looking the 99 Rams “Greatest Show on Turf”.  Issac Bruce has been playing lights out it looks like this guy has found the fountain of youth or maybe its because he got out of the diaster area known as the St. Louis Rams. The Saints are missing several key players and I feel that is going to hurt them big time in this game.  No Colston & No Shockey equals No Victory for the Saints.  I got the 49ers winning this game.  If they don’t win they will atleast cover the spread its gonna be a close game.

Now that Brett’s a New York Jet. How will he handle New York?

Brett Favre has played almost his entire career in Green Bay, Wisconsin and that’s nothing like being a star in New York. The New York the media is all over you covering your every move.  Everything Brett Favre does or says will be known throughout the city, thats the way it is right now and the season has just begun. If you live in the New York area you know what Brett Favre eats for breakfast and lunch and dinner.

Well after week one the Jet fans are loving him. Brett lead the New York Jets to a victory over the Miami Dolphins. He used his Favre magic to launch a 4th down Hail Mary pass into the endzone and Jets wideout Stuckey hauled it in for a touchdown. I was watching the game and couldn’t believe what I just saw.  Brett can still play and he still has that magic. He has made the Jets a relevant football team and a contender for the Super Bowl. Its going to be an interesting season.

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